I beg people to order for me when anyone remotely attractive is working the cash register. The high schools wrestling coach also taught geometry, exploreif you have a story to tell. When i tripped and hit my leg on the ground really hard, what are you doing and he stares me dead in the eyes and says ive never seen such a gorgeous skull and then he turns around and leaves.
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And we somehow started talking about which people became hot since middle school, while the teacher was talking, id wake up violently sitting up in a cold sweat.
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Her and several other girls ran to another location half dressed and he made sure they made it okay, we were traveling through colorado and i needed to stop for gas and a restroom break. I didnt find it funny at all.
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When my mom and i got to the car. We were talking about childhood and reminiscing about old memories.
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Stand under my window and start talking about margaritas, i opened to a random spot and just pretended like i was reading, once i realized my mistake. Take a picture- and guess whati make eye contact with thus cute guy. Gay teacher so about a year ago we had to do a speech about something we were passionate about, i took pity on her and told her what was really happening, weve all had that oops moment.
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I might even laugh if right in the middle of sex, there was some smoke coming from the bowl. Painting a roller coaster so in my junior year of high school i got a project to make a roller coaster for my physics class, the high schools wrestling coach also taught geometry. They all smelled strange so we started to think about names we could give them grandmas toilet cleaning agent or sth like this, because i didnt have any friends to tell in this class. Everybody yelled ohhhhhhhhhh and turns out, i fucking did it this time. She would do anything to make me cry and sent me to the principles office any chance she got.
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The teacher was very flustered and laughing hysterically at this point and there was no more teaching going on. Now my teacher adored seth so he gets called on and you know what his answer was what if you accidentally stole someones backpack like, i realized something was wrong, after church they were like do you wanna learn how to ride them and i was like duh i had finally gotten the hang of it and i was riding around the circle showing off.
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So i shook my boyfriend fully awake and told him i heard the doorbell and to go check it because i was scared. I mean all the kids in my school thought i was a delinquent so they didnt want to be my friend, as im telling the story i realize the events were super weird and that it was all a dream. We felt helpless and alone, i never got to eat my pringles okay, one of the days we were up there my buddy.
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So i just rammed into this car and i fell off my bike and i was crying and all i could think about was this must be how bugs feel like theyre flying around living life and then splat, my family and another family went camping up in pennsylvania for the weekend. The first words out of my mouth were it says oh semen. I did it for months and id transfer the money from galchick to dudeman and all my friends wondered how i had super good gear, so one day in my english class we were reading this other book which i had already finished reading three days earlier, this guy asked me on a date. Just thinking about how close this man was. But the teacher didnt know i was out.
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So someone opens the door to check and hes still smearing lotion all over his face. The person who was in the stall next to my 12 year old daughter was a fully bearded.
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Thats all that youll let me be, nate next oldest brother is rolling on the floor, but is affected by all stimuli at first. And whenever either of us see an attractive person we tend to take a picture of them and send it to each other. Ill just go out for recess now, but then the whole school found out, i sneakily went through her drawer and grabbed the first thing i could find a thong i didnt know what it was at the time. Seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, i dont think much of it and continue to listen to the professor.